tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38880812011-04-21T17:51:11.715-07:00The Presidents ClubThis is the blog site for the creator of <a href="http://www.mookemon.com">MOOKEMON</a>.<br> Read at your own peril.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comBlogger441100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-26354559093148428612007-01-25T20:23:00.000-08:002007-01-25T22:12:32.911-08:00How many Taliban does it take to change a light bulb?None, caves don't have lights ....umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1156829158591674352006-08-28T22:25:00.000-07:002006-08-28T22:45:07.476-07:00umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1153373130136377142006-07-19T22:15:00.000-07:002006-07-19T22:27:26.640-07:00If a semi-literate slob like Mike Moore can make a credible movie then I don't see why an ex-foreign correspondent like yourself or John Pilger couldn't have a film or two up his sleeve like maybe a doco on Gulf War I called "the myth of Gulf War Syndrome and it's place in the Green Conspiracy" and run it at a festival or two.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1066725188335743642003-10-21T01:32:00.000-07:002003-10-21T01:33:08.086-07:00errr ... white house officials of some variety i believe old bean .... wots this dude from pie land wot the bloose picked up? is he betta than miccky mackgone? did he put his mitts up in the grand? umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1066015648232653242003-10-12T20:26:00.000-07:002003-10-12T20:27:27.980-07:00stop laughing you sad Carlton man, you can always trade allegiances, as Carlton are turd material. Arnie is going to be number one Collingwood ticket holder apparently.
yes, move over paul keating .... fake blue collar cred for sale ... ten bucks a barrel ... ask for eddie packer .... pies to be butt of all jokes this summer ... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1065683886483277082003-10-09T00:17:00.000-07:002003-10-09T00:18:06.423-07:00i'd rather join the anarchists or the trotskyists. what is their policy on the environment? actually, i think we should join the liberal party and get ourselves expelled. I hear that the nosh at some of these far left gatherings tends towards the bland. hmmmmm ... i'll ask my leader, his bobness.
ihre komradumookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1061176384928602912003-08-17T20:13:00.000-07:002003-08-17T20:13:04.936-07:00is this watered down democracy AKA the two party system ... i'll be puttin' me hand up soon ... big bob to scoop pool while johnnie's in bejing talkin' democracy, tibet and human rights ...... errrrr .... george and jeb are into democracy, aren't they ????umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1059898670093170372003-08-03T01:17:00.000-07:002003-08-03T01:17:50.056-07:00great, whats the new position? Not much fun being under the cloud of an idiot son that I can vouch for, yay for liberation!
yeah, viva la revolution komrad as man goes back to same old grind on yobbo free days and boss sent into p.r. spin and yobbo anal van starts to rust in driveway (ha ha ha) as UMOOKU gets more grist for his mill ....umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1059707537607680002003-07-31T20:12:00.000-07:002003-07-31T20:12:17.573-07:00is this worth pursuing? i got it after I put THE MOTHS in the inpress gig guide (I hope)
g.
umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1059707062098177942003-07-31T20:04:00.000-07:002003-07-31T20:04:22.003-07:00yo, send us the address ... man has more spare time on hands as he departs work with the words 'get f**d you c**t' and drives home to the dulcet car cassette poptones. By afternoon is rehired in renegotiated WPA and a life free of **** the r**st c**t of a yobbo builder .... arrrghhhhhhh !!!!!!
umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1058666907742475742003-07-19T19:08:00.000-07:002003-07-19T19:08:27.700-07:00jawohl .... errrrrr .... yes boss .... crack the old whip and get those boys working and tell trevor to pour his new found wealth into the mook world tour and drive that rusty tractor back into his dreams .....umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-1058428877144731912003-07-17T01:01:00.000-07:002003-07-17T01:02:52.883-07:00please simon, i insist .... yeah a photo shoot outside Redman's Mitre 10 in Balywn would be great ...
i've already booked you into the duke of windsor as a support for the four fours so pack yer bags .... errrrrr .... played 'sorry ma forgot to take out the trash' loudly in toyota and it was like how you say in das englische, sehr gut.
umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-958588732003-06-20T04:09:00.000-07:002003-06-20T04:09:59.970-07:00only 15?, jeez eddie that's not as many flags as the navy blues ..................umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-958203152003-06-19T00:41:00.000-07:002003-06-19T00:42:02.000-07:00there was silence from the eddie as yet another season went down the drain as richo studied positions vacant and nietzy sang 'one more for the road .. 'umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-955848602003-06-12T03:47:00.000-07:002003-06-12T03:47:19.070-07:00is that a fact mr i'm as suprised as the fans were when he called it quits says mr plaidley as the roos help out mr howbastard with some solid electioneering help as creany the iraqi sanctions supporter oh so accidently bumps into culprit in bar in front of age front spread as beazers bumbles under shinboner headlock in some arden street yuppie block.... look at the scorebord kingo says mr fevolaumookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-944750732003-05-16T16:14:00.000-07:002003-05-16T16:14:58.503-07:00some one lit a fire under yer ass Uckles. Let me know of that box or is it two? Let me know how many, relax herr ankles!
put the f**n matches away mcgowan. yer have two boxes, one of which is so heavy it can hardly be lifted except by goldberg who doesn't live here. yeah, is this computer of yours a goer or an anchor .... yeah .... why didn't ya offload the bastard and burn your collected works umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-944257692003-05-15T19:42:00.000-07:002003-05-15T19:43:21.000-07:00this month's f**n issue of f**n we're up our own butts UNCUT expects me to fork out for two duplicate issues to get vol 1&2 of brooce compo. bort computta mag in protest. watch out for web hostin' bill. find that f**n video or i'll get the drunkest man in south east asia on yer case ....
eat some meat pond scum sipper!
goto the congo and help out the u.n. couch war hero kill muncher. p.s. if umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-942968162003-05-13T17:20:00.000-07:002003-05-13T17:20:50.413-07:00The T-Shirts and C.D. arrived and already my life has improved. Thanks for the slab of Hunnish Culture. Sod fregging Burt Kampfert .... specsumookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-940908382003-05-09T21:40:00.000-07:002003-05-09T21:40:55.963-07:00 ... or more accurately the ghost of newk mcgowan in unfinished novel form ... yeah, the hawks sucked in a few suckers ... yesssssir ...umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-940309082003-05-08T20:43:00.000-07:002003-05-08T20:43:10.490-07:00>
> BRILLO - PLEASE GLUE ON BUS STOPS - G.
>
Hey Goose...Why did you take the Mook folder with you to
Queenstown...are
you planning to set up Mook head quarters on the West Coast?
Today's Great Question
If Cheryl had Gareth's baby, who would keep the bastard honest?
umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-940290222003-05-08T20:03:00.000-07:002003-05-08T20:03:14.806-07:00Here come the Roos batten down the hatches...bagger...
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Heard you called this morning. I'll give you a call when my
cash arrives.
> Why is modern music so disturbing?
>
effed if I know probably because its adjectival rubbish... Kim
has another
new number on the way 'bout Charlie Rich
> Sorry about your tips bucko. Anyway stop being obscure and
tell me what
>
> hmmmmm ... anyway umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-939020512003-05-06T19:39:00.000-07:002003-05-06T19:39:00.850-07:00You love it, p.s. I offered yer a draw in that other game ages ago Klownman so get with the freffing program.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-939008592003-05-06T19:17:00.000-07:002003-05-06T19:17:59.670-07:00"Jahwohl!! arbeit ist sehr gut!!!", said Ariel Zimmermann on his way to the station, "Ich bin like how you say is das Englische, sehr frei".umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-938474382003-05-05T23:36:00.000-07:002003-05-05T23:36:41.603-07:00no, but on an unrelated front 4 rock the house at the Duke of Windsor as UMOOKU's relentless quest to impregnate the mooks into the Melbourne Klub Scene forges ahead as he listens to Lee's tales of inebriation ...
they should be coming over soon!umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-936828342003-05-02T18:42:00.000-07:002003-05-02T18:42:59.140-07:00goebells ... i love it, i'll lift the text for the MookInc mission statement and lift those boys sagging spirits .... adolf
umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-934593232003-04-29T04:42:00.000-07:002003-04-29T04:42:37.576-07:00I had No Idea that my over-rating of The Mighty Mighty Blues was that obvious. The Great Wise Ghost of Footy seems to think they are premiership material and well lets face it, to beat The Roos yer haffta be a fregging good team .... hmmmmmm ... .. Well yer've wasted a frecken large amount of space sayin' nothin' i would say Mr Blunderbusser ....umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-934583092003-04-29T04:10:00.001-07:002003-04-29T04:10:37.060-07:00Have you changed the world yet, liebschen?umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-934583032003-04-29T04:10:00.000-07:002003-04-29T04:10:30.606-07:00pies not without hope but bound to fail on big ocassionsumookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-934581902003-04-29T04:06:00.000-07:002003-04-29T04:06:36.370-07:00Hamlet (as in a small village of idiots?) would go completely over his head ... thick as a brick is our john ... "airplanes get highjacked and all the americans get killed" is a prohetic bit of writing I thought as I gave The Mona Lisa's Sister a spin today .. "All the kids are addicted to a sugar coated pill" .. yeah ... shakespeare is pretty grim ... errr .... the world is grim ... I'll get umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-930994932003-04-23T00:43:00.000-07:002003-04-23T00:43:13.393-07:00man spends day in garden in late autumn sun ... yeah ... mr lee was great ...umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-926976362003-04-15T22:11:00.000-07:002003-04-15T22:11:36.996-07:00haven't the British made war and killing into an artform?
An itchy ant in your turban donald, while there's life i can still hurl abuse ... errrr ... is the offer of exile still on and can i have eggs and mushrooms for breakfast? yeah, not stupid enough to fall for the old stalemate ... errrr ... viva la an independent kurdistan??????????????
there is a line in 'On the road' on page 117 that umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-926974732003-04-15T22:08:00.000-07:002003-04-15T22:08:19.466-07:00Long time, no blog weblog. Put down English as second language at career counselling opportunities never knock today. Go Blues. umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-895772362003-02-22T18:26:00.000-08:002003-02-22T18:28:16.000-08:00in which a lonely, desperate and disturbed man roams cyberspace only to find the last mook is long gone
He comforts himself with the knowledge that The Blues are a ring in for the flag.
Dear Editor,
Surely Jeff Jacoby jests when he suggests that the time to have 'liberated iraq' would have been in 1991. Surely the best time would have been before Saddam Hussein was installed as Iraqi leader andumookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-883956942003-02-01T15:08:00.000-08:002003-02-01T15:10:26.000-08:00Man sees in FEBRUARY in anticipation of fatherhood and armed with a brandnew secondhand computer and has mastered the way of the sneaker net. He sees the gap between bloggs and discovers he is no Mr Warby. The BUZZCOCKS beckon on thursday night along with visit from partner in crime. Summer means fun. Man builds rocket lamp out of scrap and paints in his shed. Masters the art of the dolma. Learnsumookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-867680902002-12-31T16:39:00.000-08:002002-12-31T18:59:28.000-08:00Man sees in the new year with Dead Moon and bad jokes with Mr Hamburger at the Tote and life seems like a time warp. Raining. Washing still on the line. Gets organised, fills in mutual obligation book as if it matters. RIP Mr Strummer. Man contemplates Email .. Brett Allison eh? With Trevor "the horse" I think it is a wonderful image except I have always thought of Redman as a more martinesque umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-865682102002-12-26T17:45:00.000-08:002002-12-26T17:45:09.816-08:00Christmas has passed without any notable incident. JD arrived with large hangover. Man played Beach Boys, Grateful Dead, Flamin' Lips and Ron Sexsmith. Didn't risk the gravy which turned out to be a bad move. Destroyed opponent on chess board. Eyes off championship. Went to cricket at the G and hear's way too much U2 ... errrrrr ..... "aussie band not good enough for you mate".... woman possibly umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-862590112002-12-18T22:45:00.000-08:002002-12-18T22:49:27.000-08:00
Man well and truly back home. Has no control over events leading upto and including christmas. Resigns himself to ineptitude. Life made bearable by witnessing testifications of Bob Mould, Dead Moon and Brian Wilson. Latest band project debuts in low key gig. Stay posted .....umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-852780022002-11-29T18:51:00.000-08:002002-11-29T18:51:32.146-08:00Man finds himself at Tathra, spends days camped at Arraganu flattening car battery.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-849565072002-11-22T20:32:00.000-08:002002-12-18T22:42:09.000-08:00Blues on the brink. Man on the road. At Cann River at snappy internet terminal at The Mamajee Art Gallery. Nearly got destroyed by log truck. Plays Beatles in car. Stereo balance shot and consequently The Fab Four sound very left (or right) of center. Man remembers mono.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-844412002002-11-12T15:27:00.000-08:002002-11-12T15:31:57.000-08:00It was my birthday yesterday. Now I am 43. Grerk. Got the Flamin' Lips latest and it's a bit of a winner I must say. I am at work. Played Richard Thompson in the car. I love the car cassette player. Been giving the good old Dreadnaughters a thrashing. Paul Cleary and the Partisans? Who remembers them. Maginificent. My student hasn't shown up and consequently I am killing time doing this blog. umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-842643882002-11-08T20:48:00.000-08:002002-11-08T20:48:19.870-08:00Fraffin' hot today. England are in deep trouble at The Gabba. Man suffers. Errrrrr .... band stuff goes badly, world goes madder by the day, man revisits Alice Cooper and hears The Replacements. Packs boxes. Fills forms.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-838636042002-10-31T23:00:00.000-08:002002-10-31T23:00:55.033-08:00The sun is out. I have relented on the BBQ design. Made third compost bay. Went to pub. Had pints of Guiness and lined up work for band. Op-Shopped, bought records and toys.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-835497742002-10-26T03:39:00.000-07:002002-10-26T03:46:39.000-07:00Today is saturday. I was hoping the end of the hostage crisis in Moscow would read like Mr Putin ends the war in Chechenya and there is a big group hug but this is not to be. I had a BBQ this afternoon and roadtested my new hotplate. Nothing died for my meal, or at least nothing I know of. Still, I'd rather be self righteous and holy than famous or Red Symons, I can't decide which.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3888081.post-835495732002-10-26T03:27:00.000-07:002002-10-26T03:36:11.000-07:00Hey Mook.umookuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11762347306497258321noreply@blogger.com