The Presidents Club



Thursday, January 25, 2007

How many Taliban does it take to change a light bulb?
None, caves don't have lights ....

umooku - 8:23 PM

Monday, August 28, 2006


umooku - 10:25 PM

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

If a semi-literate slob like Mike Moore can make a credible movie then I don't see why an ex-foreign correspondent like yourself or John Pilger couldn't have a film or two up his sleeve like maybe a doco on Gulf War I called "the myth of Gulf War Syndrome and it's place in the Green Conspiracy" and run it at a festival or two.

umooku - 10:15 PM

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

errr ... white house officials of some variety i believe old bean .... wots this dude from pie land wot the bloose picked up? is he betta than miccky mackgone? did he put his mitts up in the grand?

umooku - 1:32 AM

Sunday, October 12, 2003

stop laughing you sad Carlton man, you can always trade allegiances, as Carlton are turd material. Arnie is going to be number one Collingwood ticket holder apparently.

yes, move over paul keating .... fake blue collar cred for sale ... ten bucks a barrel ... ask for eddie packer .... pies to be butt of all jokes this summer ... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......

umooku - 8:26 PM

Thursday, October 09, 2003

i'd rather join the anarchists or the trotskyists. what is their policy on the environment? actually, i think we should join the liberal party and get ourselves expelled. I hear that the nosh at some of these far left gatherings tends towards the bland. hmmmmm ... i'll ask my leader, his bobness.

ihre komrad

umooku - 12:17 AM

Sunday, August 17, 2003

is this watered down democracy AKA the two party system ... i'll be puttin' me hand up soon ... big bob to scoop pool while johnnie's in bejing talkin' democracy, tibet and human rights ...... errrrr .... george and jeb are into democracy, aren't they ????

umooku - 8:13 PM




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